"Squid" (squid)
11/01/2013 at 03:20 • Filed to: duvet = kinja'd rant
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"Squid" (squid)
11/01/2013 at 03:20 • Filed to: duvet = kinja'd rant | 1
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Mother fucking duvet covers. They never work like they are supposed to. The comforter inside ends up getting vomited out the end you shove it into the damn duvet. Also what kind of a dumb word is duvet? Stupid ass contraption that is supposed to keep me warm while sleeping. Every time I attempt to use the damn thing it fucking Kinja's me. I maybe get a nights use out of it before the blanket gets tangled up inside and no where near where it needs to be so I end up with a glorified sheet covering me.
= every damn time it starts to get cool enough to use my comforter and fucking god damn duvet.
/end rant
Maybe Im cranky because I need to sleep badly but still get your shit together duvet!
Edit: This post has been severely kinja'd. . . Peter Griffen is supposed to appear at the top and the RBR tire exploding "kinja'd" image is supposed to appear after the "=". . .
TheOnelectronic
> Squid
11/01/2013 at 03:23 |
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What is its purpose, even?
Clutchman83
> Squid
11/01/2013 at 03:26 |
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Assuming you're a dude, I blame women. I was perfectly happy with blankets and quilts and one piece comforters before I was married. Why do I need a damn sheet to cover the blanket when I can just wash the damn blanket? I'm kinda backwards but I prefer my bedroom related covers to be straightforward.
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Squid
> TheOnelectronic
11/01/2013 at 03:27 |
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to keep the rough fabric of the synthetic down comforter off my skin. . . I just realized my post got kinja'd. . . there is supposed to be the RBR F1 car with its wheels being blown off after the "=" . . . Stupid kinja. just add to my frustration. . .
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Squid
> Clutchman83
11/01/2013 at 03:30 |
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Yeah, My problem is my down comforter isn't too comforting without something covering it. . . I know I should have gotten a better blanket, but it was what I could afford at the time I got it, and it is damn warm when it works. . .
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Clutchman83
> Squid
11/01/2013 at 03:35 |
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I've always thought of duvet covers as blanket condoms. I avoid down in favor of cotton or synthetics because they wash easier. I prefer easy to asleepy awesomeness but that's just me.
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Squid
> Clutchman83
11/01/2013 at 03:39 |
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I meant to put synthetic in there. . . I'm just dealing with an extreme lack of sleep and an extreme amount of fail going on with my laptops keyboard being a horrible thing to type on and kinja acting up on me. I think it is time to brush my teeth and put a meaningless show on and fall asleep. Lets hope I get one night out of this infernal contraption I put together to let me sleep comfortably. . .
Manuél Ferrari
> Clutchman83
11/01/2013 at 03:46 |
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That's pretty funny.
I was at a friend's party one day when we made fun of him for not having his duvet cover on. He was drunk and went on a rant about how it's impossible for guys to get on the cover and that women invented it to make us look stupid.
Then he proceeded to try to put it on and somehow went inside of the cover. We all fell on the floor laughing. The women folk thought it was particularly hysterical.
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Clutchman83
> Manuél Ferrari
11/01/2013 at 03:50 |
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He was right. I suck at duvet covers, my ex-wife would attest! I'm going to curl up in my manly normal blanket and go to bed now.
Svend
> Squid
11/01/2013 at 04:01 |
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So true. Duvet covers do my head in. They always bunch up either to the bottom or to one side. The other thing I've always been bugged about is too many pillows and cushions on the bed that end up on the flor so you can get into the damn bed. I love this bed so much but cushions, why?
The man in the iron mask
> Squid
11/01/2013 at 04:11 |
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oh this reminds me i havent changed the blankets on my bed for weeks, it smells like a man cave in here.
Leadbull
> Squid
11/01/2013 at 07:40 |
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But isn't that what sheets are for?
Chteelers
> Squid
11/01/2013 at 08:09 |
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timateo81
> Clutchman83
11/01/2013 at 08:27 |
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why do you need a sheet to cover the blanket when you can just never wash the blanket and buy a new one every 4 years???
